![]() ![]() Don't think because these boxes are sealed up, they're empty. Handmade in Italy, hand-stolen in Stepney. Anyone like jewelry? Look at that one there. Cost me a lot more than ten pound, I can tell you. You see these goods? Never seen daylight, moonlight, Israelite. Let's sort the buyers from the spyers, the needy from the greedy, and those who trust me from the ones who don't, because if you can't see value here today, you're not up here shopping. ![]() You don't look like your average horti-f***ing- culturalist! That's what I mean Willie. And you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertilizer. Just make sure if you do need to buy sodding fertilizer could be a bit more subtle. This money's got to be out by Thursday, I'm buggered if I'm gonna count it. You went out six hours to buy a money counter and you come back with a semi-conscious Gloria and a back of fertilizer. So just do as I say and keep *the f***ing cage locked!* What is that? The problem is Willie is that Charles and yourself are not the quickest of cats at the best of times. Yes but you didn't know it was Willie until you opened the door did you?Ĭhill Winston, it's me. Well I would've used it but this is Willie and Willie lives here. So what's the point in having it if we're not goin' f***ing use it? Full of quirky vernacular and clever tension-packed action sequences, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels is a triumph-a perfect blend of intelligence, humor, and suspense. This comes across in some shining performances, in particular from ex-footballer Vinnie Jones (Big Chris) and an over-the-top Vas Blackwood (as Rory Breaker), who very nearly steals the show. The director and his mates (who make up most of the cast) clearly are enjoying themselves here. ![]() Indicative of the social stratosphere in London, Ritchie's movie is a hilarious and at times touching account of friendships and loyalty. Not since The Krays has there been such an accurate depiction of the East End and its more colorful characters. Although some comparisons were drawn between Ritchie and Quentin Tarantino, it would be unfair to discount the brilliant wit of the story and the innovative camerawork that the director brings to his debut feature. Written and directed by talented newcomer Guy Ritchie, this is one of those movies that was destined to become an instant cult classic à la Reservoir Dogs. Before the boys can blink, they are caught up in a labyrinth of double-crosses that lead to a multitude of dead bodies, copious amounts of drugs, and two antique rifles. Add into the mix an incompetent set of ganja cultivators, two dimwitted robbers, a "madman" with an afro, and a ruthless band of drug dealers and you have an astonishing movie called Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels. Hot on their tails is a thug named Big Chris who intends to send them all to the hospital if they don't come up with the cash in the allotted time. Cockney boys Tom, Soap, Eddie, and Bacon are in a bind they owe seedy criminal and porn king "Hatchet" Harry a sizable amount of cash after Eddie loses half a million in a rigged game of poker. ![]()
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